Letter to Santa

we have been real good this year!

We fought for Palestine and tried to bring a little good to our fellow students over in Gaza.
We even asked the management to share our toys (e.g.: our computers, books and materials) with the kiddies over there, but management was little mean and we had to stay in self-induced house-arrest for a few days until they let us do that.

Then we found out the management wanted to close down our courses and fire our teachers. We were real sad! Despite what they say we love our courses and we love our teachers.
We have tried talking to the management several times. They are really big guys, you know?
And there is also this mean lady, who keeps making people cry wherever she goes. We heard a friend from the Royal College of Art saying that she was there before and she made a lot of people really sad.
We don't like her very much.

We have been fighting for each other. Students and teachers - it's real nice!
A few weeks ago we behaved a little naughty - we stayed in house-arrest again. But then the management called the police and we were left out in the cold! How mean those managers are!
We tried to have tea with the big boss, Mr Carrington, but he called the authorities again. We think he thinks we are real mad at him - but we are not!
We just want to talk.

The management has been so unfair! They threw out our dear PR teacher Paul Simpson, they're about to give Kulbir Basra the boot and we don't know how many others will go!
They've put court orders on students and some cannot be in uni anymore - which is really bad, because educational institutions should be areas open to free speech.

So please, dear Santa, this year we really only want the following:

- Bring back our teachers
- Save our courses

and

- Kick the management in their... erm... out of uni

We promise to be just as good next year!

With Love,

Oppose LCC Course Redundancies