Andy Pandy Goes to Elephant & Castle

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We found an old broadcast copy of an early Andy Pandy programme.



Andy Pandy goes to the Elephant Castle



Andy Pandy is coming to play

Tra la la la lal la………


(Andy comes in a racing car and jumps out in his stripy suit – the other two come in carried by lesser minions)



Andy: This is my new friend Looby Loo and she was an artist and researcher.

Teddy Tusa: But she looks a bit Looby Loo.

Looby Loo: Shut up Tusa I am running this show now and you’d better shape up or you’re out.

Teddy Tusa: But I’m a very important bear, I’m on the BBC.

Looby Loo: You were you mean, you don’t fit the mission anymore, you’re an ex-bear, a non-performing , used to be bear.

Teddy Tusa: But I picked you as a new friend.

LL: Ha, ha, ha, I don’t have friends, I am Looby Loo.

AP: She is you know, she is as funny as can be.

LL: Listen Pandy boy, just because it’s your show don’t think you can tell me what to do. I have a mission.

AP: OOOH, what’s a mission, is it fun?

LL: For me it is and for the rest of you it might involve tall buildings and jumping off.

TT: Oh, that sounds horrid, you look pretty but you sound like a can of worms.

AP: What’s that mean, Looby Loo looks like Barbie.

TT: Looby Loo has got a Barbie-can. She’s pretty in a tin.

AP: Well if Barbie can, so can I.

LL: You people are completely not on song, the elephant has gone and the castle is following it.

AP: Is that education by formula?

Teddy Tusa: What formula?

AP: It’s Formula One, the fastest, dirtiest , all rubber filth formula that is made of money, runs over the opposition, looks sexy and is completely meaningless.

LL: Forward to Formula One. Long live Formula One!


(They goose step out the room arm in arm)


End episode.


Close education.